This report just in: Local enforcement made public today the actions of an unknown yet suspicious female in Cohoes N.Y. It seems that a woman of small proportion’s and dubious intent had a rampage in her own right Feb.12th. This was not a crime of malice or pre meditation or fraud. It was worse the most Haines of crimes ‘PETIT LARCENY’ that’s right! The quick fix, the small stuff you're not suppose to sweat that hit’s your pocket book daily.
The details are sketchy. Did she steal a belt? or an expensive undergarment. It wasn’t petty; it was petit’ a small person’s crime the five finger discount on a matching ring or glove’s. Let the punishment fit the crime without leniency with community service or church service. Hard time is the best teacher but I’m not the judge. It could be thrown out as a first offence; this Petit Larceny by Miss Demeanor. In fact the officer’s name sounds heavier than the crime.
This whimsical thief portrays an image, like Audrey Hepburn Shoplifting, or a ballerina with a need to pilfer. Everyone loves a misprint and petit has an extra e and Webster defines this as having a small figure. And who knows for the most part what really happened. It’s possible, maybe, just maybe it’s Bruno. Bruno did it.